Road Rage to the Max

[dre5491]

I was being fallowed tonight by a guy in a Retardedly huge hummer. The thing is jacked up beyond anyones belief. He was litterly on my rear bumper and came around the side of me and started revving like he was all cool and I was some ricer kid or something (I kno I cant drive therefore I don't act Like I can). I waved to him. The next light he gets out of his Hummer and comes up to his window and starts running his mouth. And I quote "You wanna give me the finger you little punk!? Your lucky I don't drag you out of your car and beat your little f*ckin' ass." I looked at him and just shook my head. I seriously just waved at the guy I didn't give him the finger or anything.. Anywho some people just need to grow the hell up. The guy looked like a drug dealer anyways. I'm sure if the cops would've been called he would have had atleast a DUI

[PrimeTimeV6]

Good thing that has never happened to me b/c it is legal to shoot their ass in Louisiana if you think you are gonna get car jacked and my .357 has no problem with going bang.

[dre5491]

What he doesn't know is that I have a car full of tools because I was at the race track tonight and my friend was running his 1975 Datsun 280z. If he would have hit my car or something I maybe small but I sure know how to pick up something and beat the crap out of someone twice my size.

[PrimeTimeV6]

I actually had a guy get crazy with me one night almost like that. I was just cruising with my girl and some guy pulled on the side of me and started pumping the throttle in his truck. I wasn't worried about him one bit. When we go to the next stop light he started screaming at me for no apparent reason then slid in behind me and started flash his highs and lows. He was on my ass so close that if I would have farted he would have smelled it. I took that abuse for about 3 stop lights then I threw it in park and got out of the car and went for him... When he saw me get out he took the side walk, went around me and through the light. I got the last laugh b/c a cop was at the light 2 cars behind him and pulled him over down the street. Stupidity FTW

[dre5491]

I shoulda let the dude hit me or something. Then he would have went to jail for hitting a minor also gotten a DUI with the way this asshole was acting he was drunk.

Edit: I'm not going to lie I was scared because I'm not a big guy what so ever. The way that dude was acting made me want to get a gym membership so people like him can't push me around any more.

[PrimeTimeV6]

You could have also gotten his license plate number and called the cops saying it is a wreckless driver. They would have been all over him

[dre5491]

I was in a hurry to get home b4 curfew plus there were people behind me at the light so I didn't want to keep them waiting. I've seen this dude around town and have witnesses about how ignorent he is. He was on my friends bumper like that and my friend was on an open stretch of road and just opened his car up and got the dude off of his bumper.

[93HondaSI]

LMAO what a duechebag!! I woulda grabbed a wrench from the back, beat the **** outta him, then tell the cops it was self defense cuz I'm a small guy (5'7" 150lbs) and this big mofo comes over and starts screamin at me for no reason so i got scared and took it into my own hands. Thankfully i've never had someone tweak out on me like that cuz big or small I'da got out and beat some ass. They may be big but a swift kick to the knees will bring anybody down.

[dre5491]

If the guy would have kicked my cars I had a box cutter and would have had fun at his tires which alone prolly cost more than my car does. Next time I see this guy at Advanced or Autzone I think I'll stop in and have a little chat.

[93HondaSI]

Originally Posted by dre5491

If the guy would have kicked my cars I had a box cutter and would have had fun at his tires which alone prolly cost more than my car does. Next time I see this guy at Advanced or Autzone I think I'll stop in and have a little chat.

u shoulda anyways. anyone who drives a huge as hummer around the city, with no intention of takin it out and off roadin like it's meant to do should get a kick in the face. waste of gas for what? so u can think u look cool in a hummer???