People Who F*** With Cars

[MugenEJ6AutoX]

I work as a bartender part-time, I only drove my Honda to work once. I took a couple of guy's keys from them cause they were wasted. I got out of work and both my tail-lights were bashed in. Needless to say I got back at them, however I did it through legal venues. [I'm very good friends with the cops]. Since then I've driven my winter beater [98 subaru 2.5rs 'auto'] to bartending. I've replaced both headlights, one tail-light, passenger window, popped out a goodly number of dents, and most recently patched a fender were some douche stabbed through it with a knife. I've never had to pay for the repairs thanks to video security. But there are a couple of douches I want to beat the crap out of. I'm not a little guy [6'0" 200pds], but i've held myself back so far.

[8695Beaters]

I think I'd go the route of James Bond...Either set the car with a high voltage electrical field (BMW 730 from Tomorow Never Dies), or blow it up (Lotus Esprit from For Your Eyes Only). You want to talk about a rude awakening...

[MugenEJ6AutoX]

I forget the name of the movie, but motion sensor flame throwers mounted just below the side skirts. Guess what a company makes a kit for BMW that does just that, however its not legal in the US.

[marcos]

if any one ever messed with my car I would just go ninja on there *** haha

[Nick Danger]

Hah this one kid in our neighborhood used to whindow chalf people all the time, and he completely blackout out my friends windows one time when we were in school ( i dnno hwo he even got in the parkign lot) and we saw it after lunch but we still went to our last class and like my friend was texting the kid , im gona beat ur *** and stuff right, we actually had a cop come into our class and pull my friend out cuz the kid who blacked his windows out was so scared he called the cops haha. We still beat the **** outta that kid.

[93HondaSI]

I'm not a very big guy neither, bout 5'7'' 150lbs even, and I'm almost positive my friends cousin,who i HATE!! (not even strong enough of a word), Key'd the fender of my car. The only reason I didn't beat the f**k outta him is cuz i wasn't positive. If you're gonna beat someone you gotta be sure it was them. This kid just does **** to piss me off. I was at work once and him and all his stoner friends pulled up and went in the store to get some pop, they came out when i was changin garbages and the drove by my car and through the top of a pop bottle at it. I was juz like "OK? what was the point of that?"

[93HondaSI]

o and i've seen the flamethrower thing..... SWEET!!

[8695Beaters]

Was that the Living Daylights? I've forgotten the flamethrower.

How about the cutter wheels on the old Aston Martin DB5. Mess with me and I'll cut you! Or at least your tires!

[Lawless28]

This topic is getting crazy, I almost just p****ed myself from laughing so much! I love the creativity, but waxing your car with their blood, beaters, that is the greatest thing I have ever read!

[8695Beaters]

I love my car to death, despite how much I abuse it. So I treat everyone elses car the same way and it pisses me off when someone doesn't show the same courtesy to me. I flipped at my dad when he left a soda in my car and I went around a turn and it exploded.

And I'm not joking about the waxing with blood. Once the red mist takes over, you better look out.