Santa's Lament... - HondaClub.com

**EyesofFreedom** · 12-14-2007, 06:02 PM

A Christmas Story

Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!

**FiRe_OpTiKz©** · 12-14-2007, 06:07 PM

lol.. pretty slick

**DriftMaster** · 12-14-2007, 06:59 PM

hahahahah

marcos · 12-14-2007, 08:51 PM

haha now thats funny man hahahaahah

**dre5491** · 12-14-2007, 09:21 PM

hahaha... santa sounds unhappy..i guess he'll be happy after the blonde.. believe me i kno i have a cute lil blonde myself =D

**EyesofFreedom** · 12-14-2007, 09:33 PM

^^^

yeah me two...strawberry blonde!

she is smoking!

**DriftMaster** · 12-15-2007, 01:00 AM

^^^

Tell her to stop B-4 she catches cancer or diabetes...

**dre5491** · 12-15-2007, 07:25 AM

lol at first i was like wtf where did he get that at then it came to me thats funny lol

**DriftMaster** · 12-15-2007, 10:23 AM

what mine??

**EyesofFreedom** · 12-15-2007, 10:51 AM

I cant say or I'll be labeled a pedophile! lmao!

12-14-2007, 06:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
EyesofFreedom Official Instigator! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Rincon, Georgia United States Posts: 2,096	Santa's Lament... A Christmas Story Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season! __________________ Myspace me... http://www.myspace.com/hondaclub_eyesoffreedom Ferio Project car build page... http://www.my2002ex.mysite.com My other passion... http://www.nscale.org/defaulteng.htm

12-14-2007, 06:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
FiRe_OpTiKz© EG6 Driver - HC Tech Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Washington, Illinois United States Posts: 369	lol.. pretty slick __________________ Honda Service Technician Hondula v2:'s record RSX Type-s Aspec - defeated Chevy Cavi - defeated del sol Vtec b16a - deafeated x2 NewF22A Accord - defeated

12-14-2007, 06:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
DriftMaster All rattle, no roar. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Shediac, New Brunswick Canada Posts: 1,171	hahahahah __________________ 92 Honda Accord [Drag/Track Project] CB7 Reppin' Yo 17.59 @ 79.09mph 2.65 @ 60ft Racing is not an addiction, it's a lifestyle choice.

12-14-2007, 09:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
dre5491 Thats what she said... Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Mason, Ohio United States Posts: 2,256	hahaha... santa sounds unhappy..i guess he'll be happy after the blonde.. believe me i kno i have a cute lil blonde myself =D __________________ The Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/dre5491 Xboxlive Gamertag: dre5491 <-ADD IT!!!!!!! 94' Honda Accord- Sold 98' Dodge Dakota- Sold 98' Eagle Talon Tsi- F/T for 99-00 Civic Si or Integra Project- 89' 240sx

12-14-2007, 09:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
EyesofFreedom Official Instigator! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Rincon, Georgia United States Posts: 2,096	^^^ yeah me two...strawberry blonde! she is smoking! __________________ Myspace me... http://www.myspace.com/hondaclub_eyesoffreedom Ferio Project car build page... http://www.my2002ex.mysite.com My other passion... http://www.nscale.org/defaulteng.htm

12-14-2007, 08:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
marcos team ****** Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: lincoln, Nebraska United States Posts: 641	haha now thats funny man hahahaahah

12-15-2007, 01:00 AM	#7 (permalink)
DriftMaster All rattle, no roar. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Shediac, New Brunswick Canada Posts: 1,171	^^^ Tell her to stop B-4 she catches cancer or diabetes... __________________ 92 Honda Accord [Drag/Track Project] CB7 Reppin' Yo 17.59 @ 79.09mph 2.65 @ 60ft Racing is not an addiction, it's a lifestyle choice.

12-15-2007, 07:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
dre5491 Thats what she said... Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Mason, Ohio United States Posts: 2,256	lol at first i was like wtf where did he get that at then it came to me thats funny lol __________________ The Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/dre5491 Xboxlive Gamertag: dre5491 <-ADD IT!!!!!!! 94' Honda Accord- Sold 98' Dodge Dakota- Sold 98' Eagle Talon Tsi- F/T for 99-00 Civic Si or Integra Project- 89' 240sx

12-15-2007, 10:23 AM	#9 (permalink)
DriftMaster All rattle, no roar. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Shediac, New Brunswick Canada Posts: 1,171	what mine?? __________________ 92 Honda Accord [Drag/Track Project] CB7 Reppin' Yo 17.59 @ 79.09mph 2.65 @ 60ft Racing is not an addiction, it's a lifestyle choice.

12-15-2007, 10:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
EyesofFreedom Official Instigator! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Rincon, Georgia United States Posts: 2,096	I cant say or I'll be labeled a pedophile! lmao! __________________ Myspace me... http://www.myspace.com/hondaclub_eyesoffreedom Ferio Project car build page... http://www.my2002ex.mysite.com My other passion... http://www.nscale.org/defaulteng.htm

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