Road rage

[ThatGuy4life]

So I'm driving into work yesterday on the freeway, and their's this sheriff in front of me in the fast lane doing slightly under the speed limit, which ****ing buggs the **** out of me when people do that but it's a cop so I'm not bout to try to pass him. So I noticed this white pickup in my rear view tailgating just right up on my ass, the 2nd most irratating thing bout driving on the road. So i'm thinking wtf, dude back up I can't move over cause traffic and their's a cop in front of me so I can't go faster. Finally we got to a point where I could move over in the slow lane, which I did, thinking ok buddy go tailgate the cop & get pulled over, but noooooooo. The dumb ass follows me still on my ass.

& this is why i'm kinda glad my motor is messed up right now, cause when I rev the engine I put up a big smoke screen behind which most people get the idea to back off. This ass didn't get it, so I applied the brake, not a hard brakecheck cause I know that would've got him to rearend me but more of a gradual stop. He finally backs off so I continue onto the next exit. While sitting at the light I notice the same truck pull off the road & passenger & driver both got out and reached in the bed & started approaching my car with hammers.

So I got out, started running my mouth, the driver ruches me, I sidestepped & elbow him in the back of the head, he falls, his buddy swings his hammer which I blocked with my forearm didn't even feel the blow at the time. Wrapped up his arm rolled his shoulder & dislocated it, punched him in the face & he drops. The driver who is back to his feet by this time took a swung & caught me in the face which sent me stumbling then he made the mistake of trying to get another shot in. His faced ended up saying hello to a right hook that dropped him, but not for long, a few seconds & he's back to his feet & tries to tackle me at which point I got one of his hands, but the toss I had in mind didn't work on account of me loosing my footing, so I ended up snapping his hand back & dislocated 2 of his fingers.

We both hit the ground rolling & slid down the hill somehow he manages to get on my back as we're sliding down so I ended up being a human sled. When we finally reached the bottom of the hill. I told him "dude get off me, or I will more than likely end up seriously hurting you for life or killing you. Your buddy is laying on the side of the road with a dislocated shoulder & I know 2 of your fingers are either broken or dislocated as well.

He got up & we both walked back to our cars but the cops showed up. They kept asking me where my weapons were. They asked if I did all that damage by hand, while they had weapons. I said "yes I didn't really feel like fighting I just wanted to go to work which is why I only dislocated limbs, cause most people usually get the idea to stop when they can't move their limbs".

After hearing both our stories the cops asked if I wanted to press charges, to which I said "no, we already talked about this on our walk up the hill, the driver already admitted he was wrong and was having a bad day cause one of his employees had stolen $2500 from him & he took or tried to take his frustration out on me. As long as they have no hard feelings I won't press charges, **** I'll even pop their joints back in place".

After that I went to work didn't feel nothing all day till I got home & tried to go to sleep. Then my whole forearm from where I got hit with the hammer down to my fingers just started hurting like hell. So I drove to the VA, where they took some x-trays. Turned out nothings broke just a huge ass contusion, so they sent me home with some vikaden (sp) and some other pain killer and a sling

[PrimeTimeV6]

Sounds like a great day. I have been in a road rage fight too myself. Some one rear ended me and then they get out of their car screaming at me that I stopped short. I just sat in my truck with the AC on and called the cops.
Then the guy goes back to his car and comes back and busts out my window with one of those emergency hammer things. I just look at him through a shattered window and that pushed me over the top.
Long story short I get out and didn't get off of him till some one pulled over and pryed me off of him.

[ThatGuy4life]

thats one of the reasons I got out when I saw the hammers, didn't want them ****ing up my car though my side mirror still got ****ed up but I think I can fix it once I get the use of my other hand back. It's those breakaway M3 side mirrors, but it looked like the spring over extended

[PrimeTimeV6]

I hope you the best man and that doesn't happen again. It is no fun to be on the wrong end of the law because in the end it costs you more time and money.

[EyesofFreedom]

read it on myspace bulletin...

man you got to be more careful...some of these fools carry guns!

[ThatGuy4life]

Originally Posted by EyesofFreedom

read it on myspace bulletin...

man you got to be more careful...some of these fools carry guns!

Yea, i'm thinking bout rolling with the 45 or the 12 gauge in the car again

[PrimeTimeV6]

lol...I used to have my 12 gauge next to me. It is a Police issue short barrel 12.

[EyesofFreedom]

Well I will catch it on CNN

[SiGirl]

I can't stand those ppl, I've met with a few of them in some of my other vehicles, I'm glad to have yet to run in with one in my civic.

[TransWorldHonda]

I hate people like that. I know how you feel when people ride on your butt--that's one of the most annoying things that happens while driving. I usually give the person behind me a brake check, but sometimes they just don't get it.

The closest I have ever come to that was when I was in the city at night. It was about 11:30, and I was the only one at the stoplight. A group of shady looking guys start walking towards my car. One tries to open the door handle, which was luckily locked. As soon as he touched the car, I sped off even though the light was red (it was clear.) Scared the hell out of me.

Glad you're ok, man!